Hours of Mediocre Content. All Right Here at Your Stubby Little Fingertips.

Feb. 19, 2024

Session 211: Lord, I was born a Namblin' Man Part 1

I know everyone goes through "phases" but Ryan's "red wine phase" was truly a sight to behold (and incredibly dangerous). Tiler gets into 3 lesser known science experiments that were run by legitimate organizations and 2 of t...

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Feb. 12, 2024

Session 210: Failing Upwards Part 2

On this episode, we have a nominee for "strangest way to celebrate black history month". We've got a brand new Weekly BookNook, a You've Got Mail, and some sex advice thrown in for good measure. Spectrum of Love, a weird eulo...

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Feb. 12, 2024

Session 210: Failing Upwards Part 1

On their continuing quest to end all of our negative self talk, the guys discuss their experiences with being shamed for their intelligence and feeling the need to hide it when they were younger. We also say goodbye to Toby K...

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Feb. 5, 2024

Session 209: Spiritual Enema Part 2

Does everyone have a price no matter the request? On a totally unrelated note, more poop hammock talk and plenty more panda porn talk, as well (it's exactly what it sounds like). The selfishness of murder/suicides, never send...

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Feb. 5, 2024

Session 209: Spiritual Enema Part 1

Are people more unhappy today than in years past? People, generally speaking, had to do far more back-breaking labor just to get by but they also didn't use their free time to sit around and ruminate on their problems. Also, ...

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Jan. 29, 2024

Session 208: 2 Podcasters 1 Cup - Part 2

Warning: This episode gets weird. The guys review a YouTuber who teaches guys a host of different things, namely, how to shave your butt. That conveniently leads into the discussion of "what is porn?" Oh, and Ryan refuses to ...

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Jan. 25, 2024

Session 207: *Title Redacted*

Who remembers the anarchist cookbook from the early internet? Tiler remembers a worrying amount about it. We've got even more A.I. talk and none of it is ever good news. A brand new "Ryan Menendez Observation", a very strange...

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Jan. 22, 2024

Session 206: Over-The-Counter Culture

Why do we cause problems for our future selves? The guys discuss making decisions/plans without thinking of how your future self will feel when that day arrives. Ryan proves he is going to make such a great cult leader one da...

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Jan. 18, 2024

Session 205: No Suits For You!

The guys do smelling salts again… and go too hard. Tiler almost dies. I think doing anything for the clicks will be the death of them and soon. A brand new Ryan's Vault of Sound where Ryan tries his best to not be political a...

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Jan. 15, 2024

Session 204: Funding our own Destruction

Doing their best to flex their journalism muscle, the guys turn their efforts onto the subjects that really matter... like, were minions the most evil beings that have ever lived and Ryan has some cold, hard facts to back up ...

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Jan. 4, 2024

Session 202: P Diddling

Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs being released, kind of a big deal, and there are plenty of names on there that might shock you. Plus, Ryan experienced a racism and he wants to tell you all about it. Hating the feel of raw chic...

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Jan. 1, 2024

Session 201: Social Lubrication

The guys put their health, and their ability to smell, on the line for your entertainment. Also, the guys discuss the difficulty of quitting drinking (or at least slowing down). Another round of "Did Ya' Die, a new OOF!, and ...

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Dec. 28, 2023

Session 200: Sexual Impudence

If someone says "I'm not racist but...", is whatever follows going to be incredibly racist? The guys want to give back to the fan base, the only problem is what they're giving back is nightmares as they send 3 people on "vaca...

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Dec. 25, 2023

Session 199: Unsactioned Reverse Cowgirl

Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas? What side do you fall on for this fiery debate? The guys discuss their increasing lack of interest in "stuff" as presents and apparently, Tiler's a basic bit*h. They've got another Douche o'...

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Dec. 21, 2023

Session 198: This is the episode name

When people tell you who they are, believe them… especially when they sing about having human skulls in their house. How far would you go to commit to fashion? What about miniskirt in a snowstorm levels of commitment? Lemonad...

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Dec. 18, 2023

Session 197: Fight Porn

The guys do a deep dive into the malicious life work of Edward Bernays, the father of advertising as we know it. Tiler does his best to discuss sports in an empathetic way and I'm not sure if it works or not. Saying goodbye t...

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Dec. 14, 2023

Session 196: Birthday Sects

Does trauma affect you even though you can't remember it? Regardless, the guys discuss circumcision. Tiler likes to play chicken with his hygiene. Ryan uses black emojis when texting with his friends... except when they're bl...

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Dec. 11, 2023

Session 195: Two Hammer Granny

Ryan wants to be shirtless and you can't stop him... unless you do. The guys want to help others through their own life lessons. By the way, would you eat dog? If not, how much tragedy would it take before you did? Florida-Ma...

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Dec. 4, 2023

Session 194: Trust Everything

Is pettiness in our DNA as humans? The guys discuss "petty culture" throughout time with a surprisingly good example of it. Also, does money impress you or change the way you think of someone? Stop trying to make serial kille...

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Nov. 27, 2023

Session 193: Juan on Juan

Men, do you kiss your male friends on the cheek? The guys discuss being physically vulnerable/intimate with their male friends. Also, Ryan has to kiss an old guy (and the story is weirder WITH context). Plus, they are really ...

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Nov. 20, 2023

Session 192: Unfortunately Amazing

Does claiming your an empath immediately lose you all credibility? The guys are here to find out. There's an argument against expectations (which you definitely shouldn't have listening to this show) and how they make our liv...

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Nov. 13, 2023

Session 191: The Jamaican Jerk Off

Ryan's a hater and he's here to tell you about it. Tiler gets got by the internet. Plus, the guys are bad at math. The woo boy, key all the cars, and screw Disney. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

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Nov. 6, 2023

Session 190: The King of Incels

Would you ever want to bang yourself? If it's with a clone of yourself, does that make it gay? These are the deep and hard-hitting questions you're getting this week (and that receive no real answer). Also, thank goodness mos...

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Oct. 30, 2023

The Greatest Story Ever Cuckold

On this week's session, Tiler and Ryan get into the hard hitting questions: Why does cuckolding seem to be so damn popular right now? Does therapy still essentially work even if you lie to your therapist to make yourself soun...

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