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April 29, 2024

Session 220: A Health Bender - Part 2

A discussion on favorite soups because I guess they've run out of things to talk about. Also, the science of pegging; Is it just for women? This episode has a little bit of everything. An incredibly strange segue, itchy butt ...

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April 29, 2024

Session 220: A Health Bender - Part 1

Is it scary or embarrassing for you to be yourself? The guys discuss the difficulty they encounter when wanting to be authentic. Also, do you know a kook when you see one? A pretty dark "You've Got Mail", a breakdown of Guy C...

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April 22, 2024

Session 219: A Super Fragile Calloused Mystic Cursed by Halitosis - Part 2

Have you ever been cut off from ordering more drinks? The guys discuss the awkwardness of being cut off or having to be the one to cut people off. Ryan has an unhealthy attachment to inanimate objects and Tiler forgets what a...

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April 22, 2024

Session 219: A Super Fragile Calloused Mystic Cursed by Halitosis - Part 1

Who remembers satanic panic? The guys cover different fears that overtook the nation and caused people to fly into a panic. By the way, does anyone remember when we were all supposed to die based on the Mayan calendar? Better...

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April 15, 2024

Session 218: Unconventionally Handsome - Part 2

The guys break down the loss of privacy in the age of A.I. and the common argument of "If you haven't done anything wrong then what do you have to hide?" Also, what happened to pocket lint? Why did it disappear all of a sudde...

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April 15, 2024

Session 218: Unconventionally Handsome - Part 1

Their continued war against Google and Apple (that they're losing badly), the guys discuss how these companies hold your memories hostage until you pay. A very strange Happy Death Day! and arguing on behalf of OJ Simpson? Mak...

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April 8, 2024

Session 217: Upward Slide - Part 2

Are all racists ignorant? Do participation trophies kill the desire to achieve? What’s your favorite candy? The guys are here to answer all these hard-hitting questions as well as plenty more that are even less interesting th...

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April 8, 2024

Session 217: Upward Slide - Part 1

A brand new "Immoral Delights", Tiler serves you a 4 course meal where each dish is prepared in an immoral way which can be found around the world. Also, Mercury is in retrograde and Ryan won't let you forget it. No such thin...

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April 1, 2024

Session 216: - Don’t Believe Everything You Remember Part 2

What is it with people picking their nose in their car? They know we can see them, right? Ryan continues his avoidance to find out if he's gay or not (he is) and the guys give a scathingly tepid review of the new Avatar: The ...

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April 1, 2024

Session 216: Don’t Believe Everything You Remember - Part 1

Are you selfish with your time? The guys discuss how they're willing to allot their time and doing their best to find something that truly calls to them. Also, a show filled with "Would you rather?" questions that progressive...

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March 25, 2024

Session 215: Suck My Coccyx - Part 2

Do you have any verbal or physical ticks? The guys discuss the body language of weight and discomfort. Also, the creepiness that is the Uncanny Valley. Whitleblowers getting killed, death by hickey, and Albert F**king Einstei...

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March 25, 2024

Session 215: Suck My Coccyx - Part 1

Would you rather drop LSD with your Mom or Dad? Also, how close is too close when it comes to the relationship you have with your Mom? Believe it or not, those questions have nothing to do with each other, this episode just h...

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March 18, 2024

Session 214: Handicap people, stand up - Part 2

Discussing the Boeing whistle-blower and how he was seemingly "Epsteined". Also, panty raids aren't still a thing, are they? And in true Menendez fashion, the guys say goodbye to Richard Lewis... 2 weeks late. The Dunning-Kru...

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March 18, 2024

Session 214: Handicap people, stand up - Part 1

Have you ever given or received a hickey? The guys discuss different sexual proclivities and ask questions about the ones they don't really understand. On a different (and healthier) note, they also discuss the difficulty of...

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March 18, 2024

Session 214: Handicap people, stand up - Part 1

Have you ever given or received a hickey? The guys discuss different sexual proclivities and ask questions about the ones they don't really understand. On a different (and healthier) note, they also discuss the difficulty of...

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March 11, 2024

KOOK ALERT: Shadows

Another kook alert because the guys barely felt like putting any effort in this week. This time around, they're discussing shadows; behaviors that follow us around throughout our lives due to trauma we experienced in our chil...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 2

Another protest, another self-immolation. The guys discuss the act which is so far outside their realm of understanding and how much one must care about something to end their life in such a way. The guys are also planning on...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 2

Another protest, another self-immolation. The guys discuss the act which is so far outside their realm of understanding and how much one must care about something to end their life in such a way. The guys are also planning on...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 1

What is it that we're each resisting in life? The guys discuss the behaviors we each give into (drinking, weed, sex, etc.) to suppress what it is we don't want to feel or acknowledge. Plus, they've got a brand new Douche of t...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 1

What is it that we're each resisting in life? The guys discuss the behaviors we each give into (drinking, weed, sex, etc.) to suppress what it is we don't want to feel or acknowledge. Plus, they've got a brand new Douche of t...

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Feb. 26, 2024

Session 212: A Sasha Grey Area Part 2

How long do you have to be on vacation before you miss your bed and/or bathroom too much? Also, why penises and vaginas so gross? The guys tackle these hard hitting questions on part 2 of this week's show. Never returning an ...

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Feb. 26, 2024

Session 212: A Sasha Grey Area Part 1

Is everyone in the self-help community a kook? It's usually the people who need the most help that are drawn to the that specific community, just like these guys. Also, Ryan plays porn for Tiler... seriously. AI watch, the co...

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Feb. 19, 2024

Session 211: Lord, I was born a Namblin' Man Part 2

Do different types of alcohol affect you in different ways? The guys discuss if that's actually a myth and if it's not, why does it happen? Also, the trap that is bottomless mimosas which are a scourge down here in Miami and ...

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Feb. 19, 2024

Session 211: Lord, I was born a Namblin' Man Part 1

I know everyone goes through "phases" but Ryan's "red wine phase" was truly a sight to behold (and incredibly dangerous). Tiler gets into 3 lesser known science experiments that were run by legitimate organizations and 2 of t...

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